No one is free, when others are oppressed. Yet in this cruel world, Pesky~tarians cheerfully tear into live-boiled lobsters, served with age-chilled wines. Lobsters are monogamous; they should blush from true love, Not redden from blood asphyxiation. Mussels atrophy in scalding agony, melt-drip rolling back their pearly eyes. Oysters & clams, are slowly simmered to torturous deaths on Food-TV, rousing complicit applause from audiences of spineless urchins. We animal rights activists will never clam up our empathy: cruelty makes our blood boil!
“Hypocritical Pesky~tarians- nibbling fishbowl miserables isn’t vegetarian!”
– ZeVegan (Pesky~tarians)